How To Dance To Dubstep

This is Frostie the cockatoo and he's what you might call birdass mofo. Why is that? Because this little birdy can do more than the funky chicken, he can get down to dubstep. You may find him in the club, bottle full of...whatever tipple cockatoos are partial to.

Webcam Girl Dead?

Says she that just stopped moving and breathing while on a live cam, is this real?

BMX Crash Splits Bike in Two

As Lincoln famously said, 'A bike divided cannot ride. Also, slavery sucks.'

Monster cleavage

Those are the biggest damn jugglies I've ever seen

FlashBack 00

A past battle and a real premonition...

Tatty the Doll

This little tot has had some serious ink done

Kitten vs. Scary Thing

....The HORROR! Who's going to win this epic battle? A cute tiny little kitten or the mean scary horrible thing that resembles a tennis ball? Well, the kitten puts on a brave fight because that thing does look mighty scary. Go kitten!

Hot, Wet & Bubbly Silvia

Silvia is just about as close to webcam perfection as you are ever gonna get on this planet - I think i speak for all of you who are currently drooling at this vision of wonderfulness - I've never wanted to be a plastic duck more in my life !

Whispering Penis

Vertical Lines FTW!

We’ve had an ode to the derrière, well why stop there? So thank the many-cushioned goddess Artemis of Ephesus that someone, someone with a shred of decency has redressed that unholy, scandalous balance. Praise be.