Ashley In Her Sweats

In this sexy tease video, Ashley is wearing some tight sweats that hug her curves. But of course there is more to it than just that, which you'll quickly realize when she starts swinging those incredible hips around!

And Then God Created Woman!

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

Lose Weight by Removing 10 Useless Body Parts

There's a better way to shed a few extra pounds you probably haven't considered. What do you do if you need to make room for new clothes in your closet? You go through it and throw out all the old stuff that doesn't fit or you don't wear anymore. To get rid of those unwanted pounds you could do the same thing with your body parts. There are dozens of extra parts that time and evolution have made obsolete. Here are ten you can start with:

Mans design of a bra.

Longest hair ever

How on earth can she shower without that stuff getting caught in the drain?

Kitty Hammock

These kitties are so comfy in their hammocks

People Are Awesome

Make that, some people are awesome, others are just a-holes. But these people fall firmly into the awesome category because they're crazy daredevils leaping about in snow being all active and amazing, which kind of makes them a-holes too.

Samus and Company

I originally made this movie in 2005. It was my first flash video ever. I decided to put it up here to allow a broader aspect of views :P

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Samus meets up with a familiar face in this one, they duke it out, and so be it! :D Pretty cool.

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If i had to give a description now... i'd simply say it's a fun quickie. It's spontaneous and doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense, but it's still fun. In '05 i was stoked about this movie... now i just think it's pretty ok, at least for a first flash.

P.S. I know there's a part in scene II that's messed up. I think that's due to the converter. There's a white spot in the top left... please ignore :P

AUDIO CREDITS:

Immortality: by ParagonX9

Mario 64 Menu Screen Remix: by HouseMasta

The Matrix DNB: by ParagonX9

These 2 dudes are awesome for any videogame related music. Look them up on NG.

The Real Reason Guns Are Dangerous !

'Guns don't kill people - People do !' - I never quite understood that until i watched this video - As soon as you put a lethal weapon in your hands something strange and evil happens to some people and they become consumed with power. Be afraid.

Hottie in a Cage

Someone let this sweet little Asian babe out of her cage!