Anonymous murder sounds very familiar

It's awesome that someone got this into the paper, and awesome that the editor didn't ever watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Work Sucks

Do you wake up every morning strugling with a good excuse not to go into the workplace? Sure, your work probably sucks, but count yourself very lucky. Whatever it is you do for a living, there's no way it's as bad as any of these. Tragic.

Dog Shit

They're watching you leave poop all over their yard!

Ganondorf Returns

Good old Link. So many hours wasted on beating the hell out of Ganon, and now hes back. Notice the guys voice crack at the beginning? LOL

Driver Loses Control and Crashes Into Tree

A man destroys a sign and his car after losing control and careening head on into a tree. Luckily, he survived the crash.

Best ever laughing baby

Great Show

We all know exactly what they are watching. (boobies)

Aguileras New Look

She always looks different, but at least this is better than her dark-haired whore look.

Bikini Heaven

Sometimes it's difficult for a guy to make a differentiation between chicks in swimwear or underwear, but it's never a real problem for the male population because we like looking at them wearing both.

Epic Fall... (Best Video Ever)

One minute she's riding along on her bike having good times, speaking to the camera and the next the camera's doing a great washing machine on spin cycle impression and she's getting all cosy with the ground.